If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

 

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

 

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

 

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

 

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

 

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

 

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

 

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

 

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

 

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

 

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

 

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

 

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

 

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

 

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 

 

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

 

 

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
　
Send this to guys out there anyway...
　
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...